Really? You have stories that rival having a threesome with the two best friends of the guy your kinda seeing? Thats impressive.
i've never been more proud of someone than i was when he told me he got his first blowjob at age 13...from two chicks
I have a great idea. you just need to get pregnant.
Mother, no, i will not talk about this again. Please stop planning my unborn daughters life. I will not put her in pagents. That is trashy. Stop watching toddlers in tiaras. It is also trashy. I love you.
I've never had a better reason to do blow of a Pittsburgh strippers ass than to try and keep pace with my dad.
I just got a mental picture of us having sex in a trash can.
He told me i had to sleep under his bed. He said it would be my castle.
I didn't realize how trashy of a night we had.
Welllll, you did eat a cherry out of my pussy. So I think that classes it up a little.
Peeing out the car window on the way home was a nice touch. In December, in Michigan, at 3am. Never seen a girl do that before. Neither had the guy in the minivan next to us.
Everything was going well until he very loudly said that he wanted to cum on my fingernails.
Sexiest use of a semi colon this week, congratulations.
I am so stoned. And there are so many white people in this Jack in the Box.
Nothing to be ashamed of. I bet Oprah has sharted.
4 pharmacies and not one had Plan B. If this is gods way of telling me it's time for a child, he can fuck off.
Its 7am I'm awake still drunk, there is food, random clothing and road cone in my room. I can't decide if this is a failure or a success???
You thought her boot was a stray dog in your house..
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