Dual, econ, hell, shiv, aunt, puppy. 1 out of 6. T9 word needs to learn how to cuss like me.
i had a dream the other night i was titty fucking you while you were asleep, then you woke up and didn't care.
My life has hit rock bottom, I'm watching a movie on lifetime about retarded people falling in love. And I'm jealous of their relationship.
I wish alcohol would automatically work as birth control if you have sex drunk.
i think the date started going downhill when i mentioned how many therapists i have
Can you explain to me how i got kicked out of a bar last night, from outside the bar?
It was all cool until he grabbed my vag and started screaming: THIS IS MINE.
Thanks for your number, i want to ski with you, do party with you and sleep with you. Lucas.
Is it wrong that the only reason I'd want Savannah in my wedding party is to watch her whore around and drink?
I just try to date guys based on what I need like I am trying to find an electrician now
You gays are geniuses
I wish I could have seen the drive thru woman's face after " May I please have 20 Mcflurrys.....and a large diet coke, I'm trying to watch my weight for bikini season."
His eyefucking isn't even normal eyefucking; it's eye anal.
I'm glad you got documented proof of my stupidity with a head full of nitrous
Hahaha and I'm glad you are doing whip its at a childrens basketball game
And I hope you're not misinterpreting us fucking as me trying to win you back. The sex is good and girls have needs.
I just tried to dye my pubic hair teal for her
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