better yet, through the bookshelves. like an intellectual glory hole
just found my diary from when i was 14. i demand a drinking game of this.
I drew a venn diagram at the top of my final comparing stuff i know and stuff on the test.
i knew it was going to be a good night when i was bleeding, licked it and it tasted like miller light
We found him. 8 blocks away from the bars and almost at his parent's house. On the verge of tears.
So where are we on this whole, you write my paper...i do sexual favors situation?
And yes, in case u were wondering a 25 year old high school agriculture teacher did just hit on me At Walmart bc of my pinata
I had sex with her like 200 times, and she was only pregnant once, those are pretty good statistics.
Well im sitting on a futon on a porch at 1:30 in the afternoon drinking boxed wine out of a pint glass next to a chick with a homemade neckbrace. What do you think?
I think the "tmi" ship sailed a long time ago, and it took our dignities with it..
I haven't reeked of cheap beer and poor decisions in months. I officially hate adult life.
I decided to have a date tonight. Back on horse I go. Or aiming to be on a horse cock one day. You know. However that metaphor goes.
I wrote a list of things I enjoy doing. So far it says "get high and go to museums."
We found you in the bathroom at 1AM throwing money into the toilet making wishes. That drunk.
.... Seriously?
I watched one of the videos of you hanging from the rafters, and it is both violent and sexual in nature.
Randomize
