The new google images is a smorgasbord of porn now are plans for tonight are off.
first day of class and my professor asked me if i was going to come to class drunk all semester.
i remember introducing him to all my posters and making him be extra nice to frank sinatra and bob dylan before he fucked me
I mean, I know they're ugly, but I cant turn down a birthday threesome.
I have to cancel. My sons dad is out of jail unexpectedly and i'm kinda an emotional wreck. P.s. This is not the life I dreamed of as a little girl.
Are you having sex right now? Or is the apt just swaying rhythmically on its own? Either way, awesome.
We need to figure out what we are doing for halloween asap. I'm not going out like a punk ass bitch burger king again this year.
feelin groggy baby? need a coffee? vitamins? a nice good fuck on the piano?
note to self: do not snort crushed up caffeine pills in the bathroom by yourself when ur super shit faced, ur face will fucking hate you in the morning.
My old dealer would be proud of the drug cocktail I just took for my back pain.
I wish our county sheriff had a comment section for their mugshots.
In the morning when you read your texts, just fyi you showed up at my house drunk off your ass and shoe less and demanded I go to the bar. You need Jesus.
Whatever. I have his dick. Haha how many girls can say they have a dildo replica of a guy they were seeing
he answered his phone during sex and left to go help that drama queen with her latest bullshit. I'm drinking all his vodka. it's asshole tax
Listening to sad Lana Del Rey songs together is an integral part of the lesbian bonding process
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