So there are ramen noodles in the shower you need to explain...
best googles of the semester: toe fucking, purpose of two nostrils, human tail. with pictures
Look on the bright side, you can mark 'beastiality' off your bucket list
You tried to poop in the sink last night.
Yeah someone just put a trash bag that says "use protection" on the snow penis
you know you made out with my sister while holding Ur girlfriends hand while she was puking in the toilet right
Our idea of a "deep conversation" was successfully forming complete sentences.
We haven't even scratched the surface on the damage we could do. Just saying
Yes, he did use his cock to direct traffic from my 3rd story window. That's why I love him
Going through my bras is like traveling back in time through my past hookups and relationships....
Good news, my sex bruises are fading. Bad news, my boobs look like I have a skin disease because of it.
I never turn down an adventure. My life is like a sexual Lord of the Rings.
I can't help you right now because I'm shaving my feet...like a lady.
Where does drinking Flat, warm beer from two days ago rank of the No Fucks Given scale?
The condoms have been found. I repeat: THE CONDOMS HAVE BEEN FOUND. he isn't a collector!!!
I'm glad that we laid to rest the suspicion that he was keeping them in a scrapbook. yayy
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