You know you think of me naked too
Not since I found Jesus
I think we should boobie trap our beer this time using duct tape, rubber bands, seran wrap, and urine. Trust me I have a plan and it will work.
Its already bleeding so dont be alarmed after you bite it
a search helicopter?!
you were sitting on your bed looking out the window, rocking back and forth naked, saying how peaceful it looked outside
His car is rigged up like the cash cab how am i supposed to not sleep with him
Dropping the entire last roll of TP into the toilet is a hurt you don't want to know.
I totally gave him head in sync to Beastie Boy's Sabotage playing in the background.
That freshman guy that keeps trying to hook up with me just saved someone's life ... Should I reconsider?
dont eat that thats our sex nutella.
I'm not drinking with you for AT LEAST a day
I'm sending midget strippers dressed as bull fighters with mini bottles of 1800 to your house. Already made the call. Jer is going halves on it. Can't be stopped! Won't be stopped!
I know, dude. If he ends up having a tiny dick, I will literally pack it back into his pants and leave. Not worth the aggravation.
Hey.... can you explain to me why when I woke up this morning my cell phone background had been changed to me getting a piggy back ride from a drag queen?
Justin has passed out on the toilet in a locked stall. Stay tuned for pics.
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