lets be honest. she's not NEARLY as much fun to fb creep since she got out of rehab...
He was fucking her while he was wiping my tears.
I will not hesitate to go down on a dick for some cream soda.
When I take mushrooms I can feel your presence down there. I can feel where Africa is too.
You took my underwater blowjob virginity.
I think it's awesome that you're getting shower sex advice from a Mormon.
Just figured out my hair is long enough to tie my wrists together. . .get over here NOW!
Oddly enough, the sex change dream i had made me miss you more.
Just busted the chick who slept with my boyfriend with alcohol. God I love being an RA.
They made up a new version of "Smash or Pass" called "I would(n't) let you sit on my face" to yell at the freshman
Do you want to talk about dinosaurs?
I don't know what's worse. The fact that my biological mother is an unwitting bigamist, or the fact that my half sister is trying to seduce my girlfriend.
I'm trying to behave my vagina this week so I can at least pretend I'm honoring the sanctity of marriage
Can you face time me. I need to know if this pill is xanex or ecstasy
I just found my phone after looking for it since yesterday afternoon it was in the fridge.
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