You think if I promise to behave for the rest of my life, god will let me fuck her on the regular?
Court Ordered Rehab!!! Do you think I'll need a swimsuit?
i wonder what barack obama's brickbreaker high score is...
that sweater is a total boner killer. you might as well be wearing a wedding dress.
Some milfs here doing some blow
Dad?
she reminds me of the first time i discovered masturbation. that's how you know it's true love.
She gave 2 thumbs up when Nirvana came on the radio while blowing me in the bathroom
How long is a courtesy make out supposed to last??
I'm wearing red that night.
Noted, what shade?
Whore.
Just smoked a joint with the hottest patient. God I love night shifts.
I would use the term shit faced but I'm too polite for that
Seriously, though. As long as it's attached to you and is not a vagina, I will not be disappointed.
I can feel your judgement through the phone
I gave him the white girl "you spilled my psl look" and walked away
Sooo...you're driving 6 hours for free booze?
Don't judge me.
Randomize
