HELP! I am trapped in a douchebag ad... full of Affliction and Ed Hardy. Seriously? is he gonna leave his sunglasses on the entire 10 seconds of this encounter?
you opened the fridge, pissed on the food, fell over, then threw up on yourself. thats whats all over the kitchen.
My mom said I should get that 'not fucking anybody' problem fixed.
i can't find my house
we droppd you off right in front! i even walked you to the steps less then 3 mins ago.
i'm pretty sure my house moved.
He's hinting that I'm starting to be kicked out of their blunt rides, I can feel it.
Yeah... I was considering changing that part but the boxed wine is non-negotiable.
Liver, I have supported you for 18 fucking years. Pull your weight for ONE NIGHT and detoxify this alcohol.
Let's just say he sent me a picture of his dick and I was more impressed with the collection of video games he had in the background...
Hahaha I don't remember taking it away. But no one should have a sledgehammer at a party. NO ONE.
yea plus he's gonna be wearing his gumby costume so that'll take a lot of pressure off too
I have vodka and 50 pizza rolls best spring break ever
Tbh I would eat a grilled cheese off your dick.
I feel like i'm being yelled at when you type in all caps.Did you just have bad sex?
How drunk were you? in an effort to seduce him, you demonstrated your lap dance skillz on his dog.
JUST BECAUSE I ANSWER THE DOOR NAKED CARRYING A BOTTLE OF RUM DOESN'T MEAN YOU CAN STARE NEIGHBORS.
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