At least make sure they are 18
Why
Just got kicked out of the ocean for being "unsafe".
can you explain why there is a dead rabbit in my front seat?
idk, I had a turtle in mine.
Dude, she puked up her Plan B, then reached in the toilet and re-swallowed it. That chick does NOT want a baby
how do you feel about lunch break shots ?
According to FB I fucked in a field 365 days ago.
You just sent me a picture of a federal crime. Like. You don't give a fuck.
I dreamt of sea otters and your boobs. My two favorite things.
I'm on acid right now in three feet of snow. I NEEEED YOOOOUUUU
FINALLY GOT MY TENTH DICK. PARTY FOREVER
Are you on your way? Get your date and black out with me. Democracy's at stake.
all his sexual metaphors involve condiments, should I worry?
I have loved her ever since she went down on my first wife
I'm pretty sure that cute cop drove me home. Especially since I found his card in my purse.
Im four hours late for work AND i pissed my bed
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