I found a dealer that takes plastic. I'm so in trouble.
Dude, 1 prime defect in the snuggie- you can't fuck someone discreetly under a snuggie. No way no how
birthday sex, birthday sex, birthday sex
I'm on my period, period, period
Her friend drew me a diagram of how we could get away with her giving me a blowjob at work.
There is tupperware vodka. thats right tupperwares full of vodka. best leftovers ever
I know now the amount of smoke it takes to set off the fire alarm....no longer worried about using the bong...not even close
It's only been a week and i've already broken my no summer randoms rule twice.
May or may not have been going down the road shooting fireworks.
i knew as soon as i met you that i was gonna be the designated driver
Also, I want you to know, that not only am I apparently the expert on sexting. Our bishop is consulting me later. So my talents are varied.
My dream date: Hotdogs/nachos from the bar & tequila. Is that too much to ask?
mate iv just woke up in the garden. either help me inside or bring out my vodka
wyd
Laying here debating on if i want a sandwich or an orgasm.
Thanks for not letting me get involved with a serial killer. That's true friendship
There's a big ass bed, hella ecstasy, and I can guarantee you'll regret every second that you remember.
Randomize
