real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
u cheatin on me?
if i did i would try to upgrade babe.
elementary school lunch room party. everyone brings their own lunch and can trade stuff. all juice is booze.
you never know, standards drop, they turn gay, shit happens.
you puked out of a dead sleep and didnt wake up
He was rambling about life and dignity and happiness. but all i kept thinking was PENIS. YOU HAVE A PENIS. I CAN SHOW YOU WHERE TO PUT THAT PENIS.
If everything I've heard is true, then she's lost her virginity three times
the whole story woulnd't be so depressing if i had made out with ANYONE but the piano player.
This is a pre-sorry for hitting on and then sleeping with you're ex
I gave up yolo and cigarettes for lent. I owe god a sincere apology.
shes taking the breakup well, i walked in on her naked passed out wearing a turban with a bag of peanut butter choc chips in hand at 5 in the afternoon.
Number of twigs I found in my hair: 5
Well. Another one of my exes came out of the closet.
Was it a bad idea to have spent all of my tax return on coke?
when some dude came up to you and said he didn't like your shirt you just looked at him and firmly asked if he really thought that you gave a fuck.
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