HOLD UP I think she only has eight fingers...
i think he just uses that whole "grew up in a castle" thing to get pussy
The dutch village is so much worse hungover. Fuck them and their wooden shoes.
his cum tasted like old pizza and looked like old milk
She carries her pencils in a crown royal bag... Need I say more?
Europeans suck. I just gave him head and somehow i am the one paying for the coffee
They were going around the house breaking things and screaming "Not my house!"
He will not just "come" out of the closet. He will fall out, 69ing me, with two fingers in his starving asshole, wearing cum splattered lady gaga sunglasses, weeping.
That was the greatest thing i have ever read.
I almost shit my pants in anger over your moral sanity.
I would agree. Whose business is it if I like to guzzle vodka by the liter on my of time? Answer: mine.
Well, I can now cross "dirty drunk homeless hobo" off of my bucket list of people who have been successful wingmen for me. North Carolina is getting weird.
As a home can we vote to stab Peter?
Damn that brownie almost kicked my ass. I'm not sure if my flight home lasted 10 minutes or 10 days..
She has a girlfriend too.. we decided that two cheats equal eachother out to zero. with our flawed grasp on algebra and the bottle of jack we were passing back and forth the logic seemed airtight.
there must be tiny pirates in the freezer stealing our rum.
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