What do you call a girl with PMS and GPS?
A crazy bitch that WILL find your ass!
i want you to feel like i'm letting you into my heart, not just my vagina.
Charles is a playa. And I don't mean the spanish word for beach.
I found a dealer that takes plastic. I'm so in trouble.
My sheets, bed, and bathroom are covered in blood. She needed 14 stitches after a trip to ER. This is the last white girl I ever hookup with.
and she was grinding on the wall, purring at guys she liked at the pregame...
The cardboard box in my backseat wasn't strong enough to keep your pee contained. Come clean my car.
1 month til my stepdad becomes a u.s. citizen, so if you want to get in on the divorce pool its your last chance, $5 a square.
all I know is I'm really rwfly really really stoned and a bunch of Korean people are yelling at me
Did you just say he wants to put a baby inside me?
Itll be like a collage of penis. And not that abstract, one penis in a big painting contemporary shit. Collage....
After a few mimosas, my mom started sharing her plans to move out of the house and into a retirement village so she can be the youngest one there and find herself a "nice old sugar daddy." Needless to say, break has not started off well...
If the river was whiskey, it would be the best river ever.
I was telling everyone at the frat that they had to try the "fantastic refreshment" that was everclear, vodka and country time
It's not safe here. I had urgent and violent diarrhea last night, and I got blackout drunk. Please don't come over.
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