i don't know her name but she is cooking me brkfst then helpin me find my car.
she hot?
i don't wanna talk about it
The party tonight has no theme but I decided to go as a home wrecker.
Why I am the classiest girl you know: just mixed drinks for everyone on the baby changing station at the movie theater.
batman tramp stamp. Dibs.
some girl just asked me how to spell unconscious. I really want to know what she was texting.
Doctor said I have sports induced asthma.
Call me old fashioned, but around here we call that "out of shape."
im like basted in vodka, i went tanning and it was like i was an alcoholic turkey being cooked in a locker of doom
June 16th my calendar just says boobietassels....I can only assume that has to do with you
I remember you licked my face and said that's all you're getting
I NEED YOU TO TELL ME ITS OKAY TO BE THIS HIGH
Yes
O.K.
I stole something. Which direction out are you guys gonna go
Now I don't feel so bad about telling everyone that he's 23 and needs Viagra. It's her problem now
Trying to figure out why my back is hurting. And then I remember I got fucked up against a tree last night
he made that chewbacca noise when he came. like father like son i guess.
As in, legitimately worried. You just sent me a 6 message long text that did not contain any complete words.
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