I'm already going to be stripping so like pretty much you would just be watching me. Also we're watching twilight. again.
you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
i woke up with a shirt on. the kids in my daycare group had a lot of questions when i took off my shirt at the pool to reveal "property of brittany" written on my chest and an arrow pointing to my dick.
You said I was the most beatiful preggers youve ever seen...im not pregnant
Beer is about to convince me to do something really stupid.
Her parties are sponsored by Valtrex. This might not be your best idea.
You turned byob into bring your own shit show. Good work.
It mathmatically balances. Less pants + more shirt = fully clothed. see? Not a whore!
Living in the dorms has served one purpose and one purpose only for me: to teach me that pooping in public bathrooms is okay and that I can do it
I need dunkaroos back in my life.
I'm beginning to think shitting his pants is just a normal thing for him.
The moral of the story is this:the last shot of the night is always a mistake
She always used to joke about becoming a stripper. WHO'S FUNNY NOW?!
Mmm vodka always tastes better when i know i have work at 8am
I hate her so much I want to fuck her boyfriend.
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