This is the first month I have not taken plan B to get my period in over a year
And somehow that makes me sad knowing I haven't had raunchy unprotected sex in a month
is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
I gave up sex for lent.
I guess that means I'm postponing our date until after Easter.
My vagina has become a graveyard for my brother's friendships...
Joe decreed the livingroom and the hallway up to the burn mark his kingdom. I think this is the point of 'stage an intervention'
Man, only now that I'm single is it painfully obvious that I have zero booty calls in waiting. This could be a cold winter
Now if u will excuse me I have to go prep my vagina for this amazing sex filled weekend I'm about to encounter
Judging by your snapchat you're totally working on your project and definitely not singing, "The Sign" while shirtless with another man.
I fell asleep while studying last night and woke up smelling like whiskey and sex... words can not describe how confused I am
Just remembered I said your cat looked delicious last night.
somebody should make me the poster child for not drinking everclear..
I was drunk and really grossed out when you poured cheese on me and, I guess I just freaked out.
Low key that was incredibly dangerous to let me wield a sword at this point in the night
I put in a tampon while driving a moving vehicle. I feel like this is simultaneously a new low and the sort of feat that deserves a merit badge.
Just found out that the guy I lost my virginity to voted for Gary Johnson. It's almost more upsetting then him ending up being a massive asshole.
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