Sorry about your blender, your tiolet, your weed, and your dog...
I'm eager to hear this explaination.
dude he was laying on two half-naked chicks, as they rubbed him down with lotion, while rolling a joint. hes like a modern-day african king
Just sucked my third dick in the past twelve hours. I must want AIDS.
She told me she was going to ride me so hard i would cum the ghosts of my ancestors...its gonna be a good time
This morning my mouth tasted like fruit trees, battery acid, and magnums. Transferring schools was the best decision Ive ever made.
my first words to him the next morning were "do you like magic"?
Who knows? Maybe we can sing afternoon delight into each other's genitals.
Your shoe was in the washing machine. I have it in my pocket. My phone rang before and I answered your shoe. Meet me at the bar in 10.
just because the DWI class is located at the University does not make him a professor. I was duped, he is in no way, shape or form a professor!
I ate the most amazing corn dog today.
I will probably dream about it.
I have a boner in one of my pics with her which no one noticed.
Showed up to family party blacked out and in a turkey costume. I'd say thanksgiving was a success.
She's hot and all. It's just I don't want to become Eskimo brothers with my sister
Twas still the Saturday before Christmas \nAnd it’s still fucking snowing\nAnd Steve wished he slowed down \nOn all the fucking drinking
sorry bout the carpet, but you DID call it "blackout punch" not "don't vom on my floor punch"
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