he told her to call him "Frog Legs" and she still fucked him and not you.
He passed out. Woke up long enough to declare himself "the sauce boss" and then bit me in the face.
Now one day I will be able to tell my children how a drag queen in a gay bar told mommy that bin laden was dead
the campus cop used the word depravity in our citation.
Hot freshmen.....hot freshmen chicks everywhere
You say this every welcome week, bro.
I'm ready to take a few years of my life this weekend
Okay I shall begin. Thank you Swedish chef
Hurrfy smmurdshy burrfst!
That is the exact response I was looking for.
I'm putting my hangover kit in my car for the trip to work tomorrow morning. Dedication
Twice. I only peed my pants twice tonight.
He tried to tell me that that stripper was his aunt..
So, left this guys house wearing a #1 Grandpa shirt and I think this is the best sex score I've ever had.
They left around 10:00 this morning. I've been naked since 10:01.
I just can't have sex in the car again. it's just too much
Also that boy who jizzed in me wearing Cowboy boots and a plaid shirt snapped me at 4 am and said "I owe you a dinner. Sorry"
She's asleep in a fisher-price toy car
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