: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
They told me I spent half the night at the club with one ball hanging out my shorts. Apparently it got me 1 free drink, 2 numbers, and thrown out.
KATE. I JUST NOTICED THAT LOWERCASE D'S LOOK LIKE SLIPPERS.
those 9 inches of man changed my life forever.
you called me and cried until i agreed to record a rap about our lives with you
My econ prof just gave me a shot glass because I was the "randomly picked" winner of the lecture. Ties into our supply and demand lecture, supplied with a shot glass, demand a thirsty thursday
he just asked if we wanted to go to an arts and crats club with him tomorrow. every day it becomes harder for me to defend his sexuality
It was fun, but I mean, any day that starts with shower tequila is bound to be good.
Our foot and a bit height difference is kinda fun, except she's so tiny that after we ate burritos it looked like she was pregnant. I had a confusing bonner.
I should never be allowed to dance around children at weddings. I think I just insured that a 4 year old will be a future teen mom.
I was stuffing my vagina with gummy bears last night having him eat them out of me. Team Haribo for the win!
at one point while they were drilling into my jaw I just remember thinking "will I ever be able to suck dick again"
i have too much dick at my disposal? i should make them fight. best dick pic gets laid
And two different second-graders said my make up was pretty. It's left over from last night bc I woke up 5 min before I was supposed to leave.
Can I make sure all my sluttiness goes to you when I die? You're the only person I know who'll make use of it
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