i can smell the iron from margo's period blood from across the table.
but what if he tries to talk dirty to me with the lisp?
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
Being thankful with your family is one thing. Being thankful with your friends while getting drunk and smoking bowls while eating leftovers, priceless.
Just pull your dick out and wink at her, its a game changing play
If you wondered to yourself today, "did Sarah break her bathing suit strap and flash a pool full of children," the answer is yes.
Did you see the video of me eating a marshmellow on fire?
What can i say, i'm an artist. I think deep thoughts. In between the homoerotica and pterodactyl noises
Love you too. There are very few people I let pee in my dishwasher.
We were talking when all of a sudden she reach and started squeezing my dick and goes "nice." and then just kept the conversation going like nothing happened.
U touched your head and and said "oh look blood" and then looked at me and touched my face... And said war paint
My doctor wrote down abstinence as my form of birth control. #ihavenodatinglife
This snow needs to melt so I can get wasted on someones front lawn
Then he said,"I love you like a sister I like to have sex with."
So I had Xanax for breakfast & I'm probably going to fuck my tennis instructor.
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