Good. I was naked most of the night. But sometimes I would wear my tux vest...But only my tux vest. It was classy
Come on, it shouldn't be that hard NOT to suck someone's dick
woke up to find a pram in the balcony. first thing we did was look over the edge!
she works at a police station now. i think thats the definition of keeping your enemies closer.
He had rug burn on his nose from my landing strip
It was as if you forgot how to speak normally. All of your words came out either backwards or in song form
good news. according to wikipedia, my blackout might just have been "post-trauma amnesia"
Oh and you pulled your pants down outside in front of like five people, held my hand, then peed.
He kept surfacing with a delighted look on his face, guessing different types of food to try to figure out what makes my pussy taste so good.
Registered sex offender is the model in class today.... There are too many things wrong with him getting naked in front of a lot of college students.
You called me at 2am singing 'happy birthday' while screaming 'I fucking love you' verses, all while eating a burrito and taking a piss off your apartment balcony
Yeah I know, the people below me already told me
I've decided I want to blow you wearing a santa hat.
Aren't rabbit ears more seasonally appropriate?
They're having lesbian sex while I play super mario world. I hope they like the music
we're having rib night followed by a cultural enlightenment party
whats a cultural enlightenment party
we eat nachos and drink margaritas and tequila till we pass out
we finally found him at 2 am. he was 3 miles from the house and tried running into the lake when he saw us pull up. i don't think he'll be taking ecstacy again any time soon.
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