sorry probably not gonna make it :( kinda tied up right now
sad face, r u gay?... wait like really tied up?
:)
she told me her two favorite things were grocery stores and dick.
how was last night?
i woke up with my hand stuck in a jam jar with my keys in the bottom and a dog licking peanut butter off my boobs. you tell me.
I've come to realize time passes slowest when I'm sitting in class, waiting for microwavable foods, working out, & giving head.
I woke up to him eating me out, listening to classical music.
Its not christmas eve unless I give him head. I wont take no for an answer
She was giving you that "I really want to blow you but I have to act professional" look. Guaranteed
I remember desperately screaming that I love my life and running in zig zags all the way home
I really think that guy just walks around with tennis balls in his pocket. No dick is that big
I didn't even realize I grinded on a security guard last night. Shit. Did he at least like it?
drinking right out of the bottle and nobody bats an eye.
its good to be home.
He looked at me and just said "moist". The entire party shut down from uncomfortableness. He is an anti-party wizard.
i came home after a long day at work and she dropped a plate of cheesecake and a bottle of whiskey in front of me and said here's dinner
Her cop pants made me imagine I was riding a unicorn and by unicorn I mean her face
I'm going to use this quarantine time to improve my blowjob skills.
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