Lost. The hour! Funtime!!!!
So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
A woman in the waiting room at the STD clinic told me that she is going to pray to jesus for my penis.
and people in Baltimore still get a bad wrap.
Remember when we pinky swore we'd never feel hungover alone...
That girl is nothing but trouble. She's 40% red hair and 60% daddy issues.
I FEEL LIKE I CAN TAKE DOWN A FULLY GROWN MOUNTAIN LION WITH ONLY A POINTY STICK OH MY GOD
We'll find out our level of friendship after tonight. You'll be helping me move a body. My body.
He turned me into a screamer. Guess I'm really not a lesbian.
i refuse to hook up with a girl that looks like drew carey.
I know more about this girls vagina than I know about her personality
Boys should be on-demand - like, once you select one, he's yours for the next 24-hours
sometimes you just gotta eat tacobell at 2am and cry all your feelings out
I seriously doubt this is the first time pumpkin pie has led to a booty call.
Damn him and his beautiful face and body and penis.
Bud light made chelada as a breakfast for those of us with class at 8 am
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