So would u like to explain why you ate all my pickels and took my 1800?
About that, i have your 1800 on my desk with intentions of returning it but theres nothing i can do about the pickels
rhymes with "ouble enetration"
last night you decided it was time to "get organized" and "straighten out your life." You pulled out a bag of troll dolls, sorted through them and got nostalgic. You demanded both andy and i take one and keep it forever.
I'm coming over to use your dick. I need to take my aggression out on something. Hope that's cool.
im just glad that if you were going to have awkward hospital sex, you would want it with me
It's nice to see a girl prepared for the walk of shame. She brought headphones
I'm at a party with half naked strippers driving in a little kids battery powered mustang around a stipper pole in his bedroom
I don't know what you're talking about. I just drank beer out of my own bellybutton by doing a backbend and letting it run down my body.
The only alcohol in the house was a bottle of Sherry. It's like cough syrup that I shotgunned off Strawberry Shortcake's ass.
You need to be full form and virile tomorrow so I can live vicariously through your rub and tug.
I dealt with the imported moonshine, but when the cocaine came out, I had to get the fuck out of there
Who's the easier target... Bandages on the knees, tramp stamp, or bra showing? Not in the mood to work for it tonight.
Any sexual interaction is meaningless without pizza during half time.
honestly, you deserve someone taller anyways
You'll be pleased to know I just had an elaborate day dream about your penis. you were there too.
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