At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
no, its his 'welcome back from rehab' party.
i wanna give whoever invented massage chairs a blow job.
You need to take one for the team and go bang a random sample of mexicans. Cause my internets broke and I can't google mexican foreskin stats.
what is it with giant penises always finding me
like he couldn't stop by and throw me in the back seat and ask for a blowjob? he had to give me flowers?
after that, he'll be sure to remember me. i'll probably forget him, but that's the way it should be.
How drunk are u on a scale of one to couldn't get it up if u had a gun at ur head?
yep you were here saturday. if you woke up smelling like vanilla i can explain.
Yeah. Just jump him. Naked. Claim his dick for yourself.
His lack of social graces and moral fiber complements mine nicely.
He wanted me to strip for him. I told him that we aren't at that serious of a fuck buddy relationship yet
I used the line "you don't have enough pillows". Then left. Thought you should know.
I just fuked with kevins application and made it say that he does conjugal visits for community service
hey some people donate their time while apparently kevin donates his body
YOU GOT ME SO DRUNKK
i got me so drunk!
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