i know ur right I'm sorry I'm stupid and incompitent look I can't even spell incompetent right! Fuck!
that was after robitussin, alcohol, and chocolate sauce... but before we finished pregaming
you know that saying beer then liquer makes you sicker, it should be beer then pickles makes you throw up alot, everywhere.
After you took the handle off the bathroom door I had to coach the Scottish guy sitting on the toilet, throwing up in his own lap, how to put his pants back on. Yes, I think he won the drinking game.
I think I might stay on campus instead of going home for thanksgiving and see how many townies I can hook up with and no one will be around to judge
He ate me out on the balcony. My asian neighbors cats are judging me...ALL 3 OF THEM!!
I'm like five sips away from making a Craigslist post for true love and mustaches. My family is going to disown me tonight.
There is a glee sing along. It's on random and they know them all. Like, the specific glee timings and pauses. I need to leave. I need to escape
i am an animal i am literally locking myself in my house and not coming out for a week i don't deserve to be in public
shes wearing an ankle tracker so she should be easy to find
If I was home I'd be ouija boarding the fuck out of the house, haven't been this high since that day
The CEO is on this whole 'what do you do with your spare time?' kick. Umm... get drunk and have sex in bar parking lots.
I dunno. The drunker I get, the easier econ gets. I may be onto something here.
The guy whose house were at is drunkenly reading green eggs and ham to us in German
answer honestly do you think i can make a bloody mary with ketchup????
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