i jhust puked up my retainher.
I felt like Norm from Cheers walking into the free clinic.
I just hope this isn't happening Final Destination style
Travis Barker would totally be Devon Sawa in this scenario
i find it simply astounding you spelled drunken wrong but pterodactyl right
normally i'm against accepting campers on facebook but this one saw me giving head to another counselor and didn't say shit about it to my boss so i feel like shes earned the right to look at my sloppy drunk pictures
We dared each other to drink Arbor Mist, and I waterboarded someone with tequila.
I want to break his glasses with my pelvis.
Dude. I might have just seen some porn i wasnt ready to see. The chicks were so old.
Why do I have the 4 of hearts in my bra?
Haha we got sick of drinking on 4 is for whores so we stole the cards...I woke up with three of them in mine
drunken problem solving at its finest
Walked into a bathroom stall to pop an addy for my three back-to-back finals today. Felt like Clark Kent walking into a phonebooth.
Sneezing cum all over the table was not the highlight of the family reunion if that tells you anything
I don't trust a bar IN TENNESSEE that doesn't have Jack Daniels.
See this is where I mess up.. I get distracted by the option of consistent sex and free beer
I'd just like to take a moment now to apologize sincerely for getting drunk and making an as of myself at your Christmas party next week. I'm especially sorry for sleeping with your baby sister.
If they start to date again I refuse to help her sext him. Helping my mom sext my dad is where I draw the line.
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