the third sister isn't as attractive as the other two but I will do her anyway to finally pull off the fabled family hat trick.
It was like what a highfive between zeus and Jesus would sound like
my mom used to put diet coke in my bottle. i can pretty much handle anything.
i have only one word for you: 3somewithnorwegiangirls
Babe, I need to be clear. I DO NOT WANT TO HAVE ANAL. Never. No anal. No "talking about it"
My last memory involves me naked in a mens's bathroom stall. I really hope my date was with me.
After all the hair products he's stolen from me, he better fucking be gay.
FALSE ALARM! I didn't piss myself, I fell asleep in the shower and then drunkingly crawled into my bed
We're like adult pinky and the brain when they decided that taking over the world is unrealistic so they aim lower by trying to get drunk every day.
I woke up hugging a box of cheerios that had "wonder woman" written in sharpie on it. So much for a sober night.
5 minutes Isn't even long enough to bring me even close to an orgasm. How selfish. Think about baseball and fuck me you idiot.
dude new orleans is fucking wild these two guys just performed dueling banjos except they were actually fighting with the banjos
If you wake up with half a an eyebrow.... I'm pretty sure it was a good time.
I'm just hitting the tip of the iceberg on accents for this trip...so basically my panties are done for.
We had sex and then ordered pizza after. This relationship is looking good so far.
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