she is unbelievable! ever pee on a girl?
not while she was awake
I put my bosses number in my phone as "Do not call," I shouldve known my drunk curiosity would overcome any desire I had to keep my job.
again?
I just googled maps his house, and took the virtual tour back to my apartment, just so I could visualize the walk of shame in the morning
remember the good old days of high school when a half gal would last for more than a nite
The girl next to me in class is taking notes on woman's suffrage with a girls gone wild pen.
when my professor asked "does anyone know what streches across south america" and a kid in the back row said "my exgirfriends vagina" i knew i was at home.
She was perfectly content just sitting in the middle of everyone blowing bubbles in the air.
I can hear my parents having sex. I REPEAT. I CAN HEAR MY PARENTS HAVING SEX! THIS IS NOT A DRILL!
Your mom is 55 and has MS. To be honest, I'm proud of her, and you should be too, bitch.
Please say a prayer for the elevator people at work today. My farts are significantly more potent the day after hitting that korean place for lunch...
It's disgusting. He breathes through his mouth and just sounds fat. Plus he chews all loud and shit.
Woke up in the ER with a nurse holding my tongue together inside of my mouth and a shattered jaw, the last thing I remember is opening the 151, care to fill me in?
Like I want to yell at him for pissing on my floor but there's still a chance its my pee....
We cuddled after till the morning. Then he woke up sober... and straight.
She has an alarming number of pictures with cat ears but the sex is amazing.
I just split a tacobell party box with my boss. 12 tacos. We were equals for a moment.
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