high people should be assigned attendants
benefit of terrorism--they won't let you buy random one way plane tickets to random parts of the country for no reason nonmatter how high you are.
so he made me dinner last pm @whch point i askd if i could help out. he hands me his fucking laundry and asks me 2 do it
only you. it could only happen to you.
I love online classes. Spent the last part of my lecture taking apart a teabag and filling it with weed.
i think you know its gunna be a bad day when it starts with throwing up into a red plastic cup
some guy just walked up to the bench i was on, backflipped off of it, gave me his number and walked away....i love this city
Apparently I grabbed her ponytail and cut it with an exacto knife.
hot buttered vodka was not a success. on any level.
we got kicked out of McDonald's because you kept screaming THAT SHIT CRAY at the woman in front of us because she ordered a fish filet.
...that shit cray.
Well after last night I am convinced he is real life Tyler Durden. He only exists to me and somehow keeps me out of jail this entire time
If you could watch a water balloon run... That's what it's like watching her run.
Netflix keeps asking me if I'm still watching just because I've been sitting here all afternoon...why do I feel like my tv is judging my life choices?
He managed to find a wheel chair and a super mario hat, now hes rolling around screaming "real life mario kart!"
it's pizza time hurry your sexcapades
It's next to that place that has cock fighting.
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