the crunchwrap supreme is the def leppard of the taco bell menu
which is why it's clearly superior
Googled "can you put dry ice in your drink?" I'm safee
I woke up with the new contact "Britney Both Nipples Pierced"... how do you think the night went?
My google history shows every combination of "red lobster cheesy biscuits" possible.
Just wondering did you put mouse traps and brownies on my porch?
If turning my entire backyard into a slip-n-slide is wrong then I don't wanna be right
You know it is an interesting night when the 911 operator calls you
The only thing I accomplished today was naming the bag of wine I've been drinking
You slammed your forties down on the table and yelled "I AM EDWARD FORTYHANDS" then mumbled something about repping Idaho like a champ and laid down on the couch.
fyi, pepper spray hurts. whoever comes up with the best backstory wins a prize.
jusy threw up in the airport bathroom. I am no longer thankful for fireball.
We have had more Sex in the past 48 hours then we have in the past 3 months. I think it was from me dressing up as Darth Vader.
Eating breakfast at 1:30 in the afternoon stark naked is how everyone should live
I will find, mount, and marry that person.
She came out of the bathroom listening to her iPod and crying. Then she started scream 'she will be loved'. She seems to be handling the break up well lol
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