your drunk exhusband is tryin to get with my drunk exgirlfriend. i think its funny. if you still talk to him dont say anything.
we're not divorced.
Nob stitches i do do not bleed anymorr!
He cooked the food on a paper plate in the oven.
Why do girls get to wear clothes that say "do me now" but guys don't have that kind of option?
I mean, what would the male equivalent of a slutty dress be?
the people of mcdonalds are all starring at me & this dude like they know we just slept together
That adds atleast one bjs worth of awkward sexual tension between us.
Apparently shes in the bathroom puking but eating a pot roast she found in the fridge at the same time.
i can tell by the sound of your bed that he isnt that good at sex.
She bought a fucking hedgehog. And that's just the tip of the crazy iceberg.
She is singing the swedish chef song and throwing utensils. I love this place
She made me sing happy birthday to myself at the urinal.
About to trim my pubes so if you decide to walk in, viewer discretion is advised.
Any man who can do squats while fucking you is a man worth keeping.
You’ve seen my tits of course he broke his wedding vows
I have only been here for a week and might contributed to a dumpster fire on accident.
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