Rock
Scissors
Fuck
She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
Do you know any thirteen year old jewish kids? I'm looking for a party.
No, i know about the eggs and penis, the oh wow was for the fire
I think god is proud of me so he is rewarding me in discounted wine
Go for it! You're young. Have fun. Be somebody's expensive hobby like Anastasia Steele.
She made me walk a straight line to prove i was sober enough to help carry you to the car
Knowing you it was perfect out of spite. Like. A line straighter than YOU
I just coughed and my vagina hurt. We need to hook up more.
I'm too socially awkward and sexually frustrated to get through this evening sober.
I know it was a good night because I got a lecture from my roommates mom about stranger danger
Take off your clothes and see if he wants to have sex, that's a good way to find out
I'm chasing my vodka with snickers.
While he was going down town Julie brown, I was eating French fries. True Love
I was at a hookups house and peed in his sink so I wouldn't wake up his mom... drunk me is on a different level
admittedly, geting that drunk in front of my last two exes wasnt a good idea
probably didn't help that you cheated on them with each other either
Randomize
