I go to guys houses late at night, have a little fun, come back by dawn having made their life a little bit better. I am the official blow job fairy.
i hope whoever thought of bagged wine flip cup last night has the same hangover as me. not ok.
I don't think requesting him as a BBM contact is proper protocol following vomming in his bed.
its like she was born with a silver dick in her mouth
Could you please tell them to stop whispering "thundercunt" every time I walk in the room?
The meeting is at the same hotel we go to for sex. Avoiding eye contact with all the staff there.
Ok spinning in the opposite direction thatg the room was spinning was the worst advice ever
not now. havin a heart to heart with drunk fred flinstone
the whole bar just wished me luck with my booty call tonight
I'd risk everything I own for 10 min naked with her, 2 would be sex and the rest me crying like a little girl.
She definitely peed in a bucket in their closet last night. We should warn them about that, right?
you weren't there so I had to flirt with him on your behalf
Checked my bank account this morning...apparently I went to 7-11 at 4am and spent $22 on taquitos. New all time low for me.
I ate all of them. New all time low for ME.
I almost accidentally threw him out a window during sex last night.
Seriously if we go to rome ur fucking me into the sunset on a wrought iron balcony overlooking Vatican City
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