Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
i stapled my math hw together with an ear ring, too ghetto?
just saw an advertisement for the rock in the tooth fairy...can you say rock bottom?
My face is bruised from laying on the concrete. NO MORE VODKA!
I mean if she was naked in my room I would talk to her
Hey, umm this is awkward but I want to apologize in case you find gum in your pubes. Not sure if I swallowed it or spit it out. It's all a blur.
No, no. The rest of his everything inspires me to put his dick in my mouth
This is actually a pretty big deal for him. I mean, he contacted a stranger out of concern for someone else instead of for sex.
That does show growth.
Why don't you throw your vagina at it and see what happens?
Did I come home in a police car last night? id come downstairs to ask you but i dont think my legs work anymore
Got caught peeing in public. Sucks. It was a police station. Sucks worse.
does anyone know where bryan is?
last i saw he was naked, and crying in the bathroom because there was no more booze.
You did an excessive amount of blow and then screamed "WHO THE FUCK NEEDS A LADDER?!" And then Mario style wall-jumped onto the roof. It was one of the most impressive things I've ever seen.
I got the shit slapped outta me last night but the pain in my jaw doesn’t even compare to the hangover I have.
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