okay im going to go eat, shower and find underwear... call if you want.... but ill be listenig to glee VERY loudly.
Im am drinking whisky alone in my parents basement. I think I just watched the point of no return stroll by.
How many times can you lose to your mom in beer pong before you can no longer show your face around campus?
We're official. Living with your boyfriend sounds so much better than fucking your roommate.
Ok, so for future reference, in Rome, "piano bar" means "brothel".
i kinda regret how quickly i gave it up to him, but i just wanted the regular fucking to begin soon. ah we made good memories.
How did the whale quest end up? I saw u hit a little snag when the first one heard you call her that.
I knew the night had taken a turn when we showed up and our flabongo was being chilled in the freezer.
I walked out of the store holding my face and a lady pulled her daughter away from me as I then threwup in the parking lot
It's was about average. But he had a tat on his thigh that said "pull-out n' rollout" so I won't have to worry about a round two request.
The fact that I am laying in bed on my stomach with an ice pack on my rump is a clear indication that I am no longer in my carefree 20s
So was this before or after he cried about trump?
After
My last memory of last night was being in a laundry room doing blow and admiring a washer and dryer... I think that's the earmark of old age
I usually do that but weve been going unprotected with tribal fertility symbols painted above my door
Remember the random guy who licked my face when we were at the bar the other night?
Yeah. His name is Andrew. We just met
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