This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
how hairy? two words: wookie tits
you sent me 45 texts saying "meow?"
did i?
I basing my decision on whether or not to date someone on whether I could imagine having sex with them sober
$3 wine plus diet sprite does not make good champagne.
does taste better than andre tho
due to concerns over safety, the theme of the 'naked fondue party' has now been changed to the 'naked fondue party with optional apron' please b.y.o.apron. extra prizes for most creative apron.
Nope, I'm sticking to passive aggressive punishments. Like mismatching his socks and cumming on his leather couch. OCD is so wonderful.
...Just between you and me I just did Olympic grade ribbon dancing with toilet paper in the bar bathroom.
im in the library and there's this guy on a computer just staring at a google image of beer. finals week is rough.
How the fuck did I get back? Last thing I remember is being on some hot guy's shoulders yelling at girls shaking their asses
We'll talk about it later...
If we had kids we couldn't come home, get high and watch porn together. And that's like the only reason I get up in the morning
All i remember his him yelling yahtzee while pouring beer down her shirt .
I just motorbotted some guy and my hair got stuck in his nipple ring...owww
I'm drinking because I just started here and every single person I work with wants to quit and when I asked a coworker how she's doing she literally just started crying.
God... We're terrible. I'm so proud of us.
I know! It makes me feel all warm inside. Or maybe that's just me getting closer to hell.
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