using no condom is gross. my vagina has a dress code.
Yes, I fucked her, no she wasn't that loose, yes she caused more drama than a 14 year old girl
He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
Sorry about all the noise last night. We were trying to break bottles by kicking soccer balls at them. If it's any consolation, there's shattered glass and blood all over my kitchen.
Careful when you walk in I'm laying by the door.
You were hanging upside down on the subway with your feet in the stirrup handle bars. the children were amused.
I refuse to go to this wedding alone, or sober. Practice drunk-walking in heels and a Bridesmaid dress begins tonight.
he payed over $300 just to break into the hotel pool and skinny dip alone for 5 minutes and then peace in a cab. and all he had to say for himself was "gotta go swimming, gotta live life"
where do u find these people!?
Im 95% ready to shit behind 711
My head feels like a nest made of hair and cum
then looked at this little girl next to me and was like "don't drink when you get older and don't let your best friend be with assholes." she looked at me like i was crazy
I woke up sick this morning, maybe sucking a random dudes finger at a bar last night wasn't that clean of an idea.....
Yeah, we agreed, but I feel like I need at least one more ride on the bonecoaster
I'm sorry I pissed in your bedroom and then woke you up when I tried to jump off the balcony
do you think that identical twins have the same size junk? i just want to know your opinion before i find out.
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