You know im sick of people that are still obsessed w obama. that was sooooo last year
I'm picking out a half way decent top so if I get arrested I'll have a respectable mug shot photo. Always be prepared.
the way i see it, im about one adderall binge away from graduating
I gurantee you I'll be the only one dressed as a giraffe.
Theres a picture of me with cut up clothes rolling in the policeman's lawn, I missed you, summer.
He has horses apparently. I wonder if we could fuck while riding a horse or if that's too dangerous.
aaaaaand im pretty certain i told that boy i just met that "his balls better be out tomorrow"
im standing in line right now while the 711 manager calls other locations to see if they have the john cena collectors slurpee cup in stock...yep i need to get laid
Just threw up. It looks like I may have swallowed a cigarette.
To tired for the bar. Came home and drank wine out of the bottle. Kind of don't want to know what that says about my life.
I just sent him 3 long ass texts about how to tell a girl how he feels. I should get a fucking friend zone medal.
I will make you one.
Good. It needs "forever alone" engraved on it
I just found out that my husband and I are Eskimo siblings. What in the actual fuck?!
sorry I blacked out our whole relationship
Threesomes are not as fun as you'd think. I left with a black eye and I'm not sure who's to blame.
i saved a drunk oompa loompa he was passed out on the lawn and i picked him up figured out where he lived and put him in his bed and wrote his roommate a note
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