can you wear a superman outfit if we ever have sex?
hapi new year, hope this year brings u happiness and lots of sexi people ;)
stop writing like that.
If she wants to think that freshman 15 means sleeping with 15 guys than so be it I just gotta make sure I'm one of them.
raced the clock twice to day to see if i could get off before my computer died and before i left for my noon bar crawl... win, win
lets go back to having secrets in our friendship
That place is a DUI and an STD waiting to happen. I think I'll pass.
I would feel bad sleeping with her unless all of her personalities were on board with it.
When you're looking for your panties tomorrow, you traded them for a blunt on the train.
we broke the bed, curtan rods, a dresser drawer, and unless I didn't notice it before, we put a hole in the wall. This is why he and I have to fuck in motels.
This feeling I'm having... is it love or a combination of alcoholism and unprotected rough sex
Deciding whether to take my sex toys home for Christmas will be the biggest decision I make this holiday season
I walked a mile in this weather wearing nothing but a toga. Zero fucks. Your move Mother Nature.
A hefty woman and I mean hefty shoved her number in my pocket at the gym without as much as a hello, winked and kept walking. Going to use your bed to defile her, don't want her to know where I live or have my neighbors see! Thanks, you're a pal!
decided to jump from one of the levels of the Westin chicago Nortghwest. it was worth the broken legs.
I found Erin. She's getting a back massage from the coat check boy and drinking all his whiskey.
Just had a smooth transition from sexting to buffalo chicken dip 😂😂😂
Your skills amaze me
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