I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
The guy I fucked in the port a poty just called me and asked me on a date!
Awkward!
No he was cute and I said yes!
had no condoms so I just made do with an empty doritos bag.
My mom said she was relieved to see that I'd gained some weight bc she's "always worried" that I might have AIDS.
just had amazing sex with a girl I got caught with in second grade playing doctor. her examination is finallllly over
I trust that you have thought of something completely illegal for us to do this weekend.
Hey thanks again for rolling me that blunt necklace. It was amazing.
I was really excited when he said that condoms didn't fit him, then he added "they fall right off"...
Well, when he's back from China he's probably gonna be pissed I used the spare key he gave me to prove to everyone I'm fucking an NBA player. We took all his booze too.
Casually on the bus at 830 in the morning with a box of cheezits and a bottle of fireball sticking out of my purse....
He followed me on twitter after I posted a drunk screen shot of a tweet. It's like he gave me permission to stalk him on a whole different level.
Last night you told me you "were too high" and didn't deserve a hashbrown.
When Ben was deep throating pickles last night I actually reconsidered our relationship
On a scale from 1 to total dick, how inappropriate is it to pick your boyfriend up from rehab with a hangover?
Hey what you doing tonight?
Working at the hospital! So hurt yourself and come visit :)
See you in about a hour
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