Do you think they'll have a special part during the BET awards for Michael Jackson even though he turned white?
this is two weekends in a row I've been the pantsless girl at the party. I love my social life.
i feel like an archaelogyst. im pulling apart last weeks brownies to find the weed in them
It's like you don't even want to get drunk with me everyday, anymore.
I know I know. I considered playing it sober but after I typed out IS SHE A GENIE? I knew it was impossible to hide.
Just think about how many life skills I lack. Cooking... Driving... Sobriety...
I don't think you seem to understand this concept. WHEN A GAY GUY HANDS YOU A DAIQUIRI, YOU DRINK IT.
So watch family guy till our brains melt and then bang till our bodies hurt?
Oh, and also, a couple of straight girls showed up. But they ran away.
when the officer asked him if he had been drinking, he just goes, "yeah, you?" then falls onto the table.
Her boobs felt like beanie babies from heaven
Can't. Busy recovering from the worst pulled muscle of my life that I got either from excessively acrobatic boning or carrying a huge fucking ice luge down the street while wearing 4 inch heels
That's MADAM THUNDERCUNT to you
i smell like vinegar and tequila i can feel the old people behind me judging
I get so pissed when there is something that NEEDS to be made fun of and you're not here.
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