To answer your question of whether I "went back," tits just informed me I was kicked out for falling off my barstool and passing out on the floor...
I hope I'm pregnant just to spite you.
I was giving him head and when I deep throated him he screamed out "Ohh, top ten!"
Sorry for making you give strangers a ride for hits of acid.
I just helped a group of highschool stoners find a safe place to smoke I feel like a responsible rolemodel
He told me he wanted to show me something beautiful, then just started peeing off the bridge into oncoming traffic
she's like the billy mays of hookups...touch my boobs and i'll throw in this blow job ABSOLUTELY FREE
walk of shame this morning involved walking through the in-home daycare that she runs while it was full of kids. judgemental little shits. on a plus, got a juice box and a graham cracker for the walk home.
My going away gift was all of them dancing around with solo cups on their dick and balls...these are my friends
Oh and someone pissed in my shoes, so I'll let you figure that out.
And tan into my neighbor in the elevator. She was going to the gym. I was covered in mascara and dog hair eating a hash brown
Everytime I give him head I make him rub my back. Teamwork at it's finest.
I made him dinner in just his cowboy hat and my boots after we did it...you should see his face :)
He tried to do a JoJo pose and wound up breaking his wrist in the process. Truly a story for the ages.
She told me the next morning I stared at her tits for like 15 minutes with binoculars from only a few seats away.
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