We're pre-gaming then going to chuck e cheese's.
If you're joking I'm going to be sad
she must wash her vagina with a dirtier vagina
not sure what i find more disconcerting, your text or the fact that i recognized that as a dane cook quote
you just broke rule number 1. If you can't lift her up don't date her
i was so blacked out at my family party.. my mom gave markers to all my little cousins. i was tagged by 5 year olds.
And whoever invented the condom should be put to death.
you know you've made it when it's your own pool table you're waking up on
Wait, how is it that I'm just getting ready to go out and you're already showing your penis to freshmen girls?
Did I hear correctly when it sounded like he said "just don't let me throw up into your vaj?"
He wants to know how I lost my bra in his pants....id like to know too
he's doing fine. just headbutted the wall and threw up
Dear, was it your thong we found wrapped around my hairbrush next to Rachel's bed? Please explain.
You're the only person I know that could get laid while visiting their grandpa in florida
I feel a little uneasy about having my grandma sleep in my bed that I've banged chicks in not too long ago... Fuckin blizzards
I woke up to him crying and pouring pixy stix in my mouth saying they would bring me back to life.
I wonder how vigorously I can jack off in a one person tent without being noticed???
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