Saw a Delta Zeta recruitment poster today. On it, somebody added, "All you need is your daddy's credit card and a lack of self-respect."
What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
pretty sure i had my hand down BOTH their pants at the same time at some point...
I think you blew it when you asked her "Do you look good naked too, Or is it just the bra?"
There is a large, jolly black gentleman in the parking lot of my appartment complex yelling about 5am jelly doughnuts. I want to be where he's at.
Just like to put it out there it's surprising how little reception a dog cage has
I said to him "i can't have sex with anyone in my friend's living room" then he said "we can move the air mattress into the kitchen"
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
We found Mulan.
I thought you were in bed what the hell
Your poor dick will look at you and scowl for all the abuse he's going to take this week.
You ran outside of the party to do the rain dance and swim in puddles
Oh. My. God. I. Am. Going. To. Punch. Someone. In. The. Face. Immediately.
If waffles and beer don't scream "fuck me!" then I don't know what else to do.
I just fucked her boyfriend. Happy birthday, bitch.
We're pretty sure we got naked at Pride, so running the two blocks to your place in my underwear is a step up the dignity ladder really.
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