Do you think girls in gamma phi sit around and think about how much they suck?
well tonys high enough to be moving from spot to spot around the kitchen shooting tortellini into a boiling pot and yelling "KING JAMES" whether he makes or misses it.
your ability to fuck hot guys even when you go out in sweats amazes me
Bad news. Pictures just stimulated my memory and i just realized the stripper I hooked up with this weekend tasted like pizza.
I am only moving my arms so I remember that I can. These brownies are wild.
Sorry really high. We have no lighter so we're lighting the bowl with rolled up paper towels lit by candle which also lit with a rolled up paper towel that we lit with the stove eye
She definitely pulled a diaper out of her purse and cleaned up the vodka with it, where do you meet these people?!
I'm legit concerned I might pass out this weekend from having too much sex.
My god. We'll be gay porn millionaires.
Yeaaah. I'm kinda wary about that guy. Does he still have that taser that he found on the train?
YOU SUCK AT REPLYING IM IRRESPOSNIBLY DRUNK WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING WITH YOU LIFE. celebrate the magicness with me.
Thanks for your number, i want to ski with you, do party with you and sleep with you. Lucas.
You sent me snap chats of you guys having sex. Like plural. It was like flip book porn, I'm traumatized.
you're now officially the 3000 mile booty call. congrats.
Remember those two guys in our frat that would no homo everything? I just got an invitation to their wedding.
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