Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
Telling her that my penis is called megatron was not a good idea for a first date.
If I had a penis I would totaly hang shit off it. Like stretched out peach rings and fruit rollups.
He just knocked over the beer pong table... I haven't seen so much fail in one room since I watched "Mall Cop" with my grandma
Yah, I definitely wouldn't wanna be fingered with a fake arm...
Say it nicely.
Fine. I want to lovingly bend you over and lovingly fuck the shit out of you. Happy?
the recent google searches were "were can i buy a porn horse, why does my heart hurt after drinking, and orlando's teen night..." your thought process perplexes me
At least he's not married... I hate Halloween hookups
i have learned 4:30 is too early to start pregamming for the midnight harry potter
the doctor said its the kinda of pregnant you dont recover from
You did that scary laugh you always do when you're blacking out except she's never heard it before and though you were choking and screamed at all of us when we didn't call an ambulance
Well I just walked into a wedding reception and im currently eating a cannoli in the men's room while pissing
I think a kid would responsible me up
She texted me this morning asking why all of her house pillows were inside her mini-van.
So thats where i built my buckingham palace
dude the last time we saw him was 2 nights ago when he was yelling that the trees were naked or some shit then he ran into the forest. I think its time for a search party
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