no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
Just shot my load on a stink bug. Thought you should know.
Now that world cup is done, funneling out of a vuvuzela has lost its fun
I don't think of it as I'm taking a pole dancing class...its more like I'm making myself recession proof
Just realized ive been sitting through all of lab with a condom in my bra.
yay hump day
CHEMICAL ENGINEER. God my mom would be so proud of me.
Just bought the plane tickets. Light headed. Blood rush to clit oh god blue clit. Mayday mayday vagina down!
I hope our bodies realize that workaholics starts tomorrow and will be well enough to handle the hell we are going to put them through. amen.
We have bigger issues at hand... Does anybody know someone in the kalamazoo area that is missing a pair of stilts ?
Chilling on my porch debating between pre work drinking or video games and getting high.
This is gonna be a long day for my vagina and I
All I know is when I checked my phone this morning google translate was open with "help the cow ate my robot" translated to French
I thought since you asked to see my dick I might as well say hi
Happy 4 year arrest-aversary! I promise no thanksgiving has been as eventful as that one haha..
Just had a threesome for the second time in my life. I don;t even enjoy threesomes. Too much effort.
HOW DO THESE THINGS KEEP HAPPENING TO YOU?
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