I'm saving my limes so I'll know how many drinks I've had.
I do the same thing, but I use ice cubes.
I decided you couldn't drive after you asked where the time circuits were on your Altima
I wanted to see November 5, 1985
Mat is currently running around his basement "trying to catch oxygen in his mouth."
Everyone is in jail. I'll see what i can do though
Hooking up with one of the deadbeat dads from Teen Mom does not qualify as banging a celebrity.
Just to clear things up. I did not walk in on him jacking off to your facebook profile.
my roommate is sobbing and looking at photos of elephants. i'm so confused.
Yah, I guess one silver lining is I'd never seen a full water cooler get thrown down a flight of stairs, gotta appreciate the little things
No teenage boy ever gets scared away from sex unless she is slipping a wedding ring on your finger or is killing your cat. I promise.
But now he's gone and I'm exhausted and my vagina is yelling at me and I want a cheeseburger
Sigh. I'll find the right guy one day.
Prince charming is right around the corner and will be freaky as shit!
Went and sat in the wrong fucking class for 30 mins, answering questions and shit. What ever this is i will be on it for the rest of the semester.
He has fairy lights round his bed.. And played Jamie cullum when we had sex... Hes batting for the other team right?
It was probably bad to sleep with someone just to pet his dog right?
I deserve a medal for being woke up at 6am on my day off by your mother asking where your brother is
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